ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

diamoncls:

gnash666:

diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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Drive to Cuba you Commie Fuckface!

what the fuck

princesskenoo:

If you’re in the right place, reddit’s amazing. 

thepenguinruler:

ephemeral-elegance:

Evening Dress, 1957

Jacques Fath

via V&A

I think I’m going to cry.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

darling-welcometomylife:

Danny hair+silly faces appreciation post. (x) 

(Source: mamanicured)

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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adrien-gromelle:

Busted from Adrien on Vimeo (with the sound).


Fan art animation I did for fun and for free as a tribute to Aladdin & Tangled.

tracylord:

Get To Know MeFavorite Scenes [4/9]: Mary Poppins (1964)

Bert: Well, that’s a bit awkward. I must say!
Mary Poppins Bert, I’ll thank you to stop putting ideas in their heads!…There goes the other one.
Bert: Shall I go after ‘em?
Mary Poppins: Well, we can’t have them gallivanting up there like kangaroos, can we?